Shakespeare fails English writing class

Shakespeare fails English writing class

An insight into this post: just humorous! Helps us get over challenges we face in writing.

Mark: F+
Instructors comments:
Uses Elizabethan English
Writes in verse
Doesn't recognize the essay
Neither APA nor MLA styles

Found these notes on his paper:

"Rhetorical modes
What could that be? "
"Exordium?
Is not that exordiri "
"Thou hath the power to change
Lest Thou doth not want to
Ye merry scholars
I can never understand thee ."
William Shakespeare   ;-)

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